The Rules
Six Golden Directives
01
Same Prizes, Different Yardage
Guys fire from 166 yards. Gals fire from 136. Every single hole-in-one prize is open to men AND women. Fair fights only.
02
3-Person Scramble
Squad up. Three golfers, one ball per stroke — the best shot wins, the team advances. No lone wolves allowed.
03
Stableford Scoring
Points, not pencil-pushing. Earn points for birdies, eagles, and chaos. Highest tally hoists the Chaos Cup.
04
Chaotic Twists
Surprise rule drops hit mid-round. Drive with your putter? Tee off backward? You won't know until Dex says so.
05
Best Team Name Wins
A trophy for the team with the most gloriously unhinged name. Creativity > handicap. Bring it.
06
36 Teams. Hard Cap.
Strictly 36 teams. No waitlist magic, no VIP skips. Once the grid is full, the gates slam shut.